So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame
and he kept a tally over how many students got injured
4th period doesn’t know how to party.
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!
I love you.
H O W ?!
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
there are no words
wow dang dangle
the second part is what got me
My skin is melting from all the magic
Well, there was no fucking way I wasn’t reblogging this.