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fallingisalotlikeflying:

daleksinbras:

So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame

and he kept a tally over how many students got injured

yup

4th period doesn’t know how to party.

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tylerfucklin:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

why would i want blank paper

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rokkstar:

there’s a new sheriff in town

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my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs

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soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

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memewhore:

Nice garage.

paperbeatsscissors:

Hamster President tackles the tough questions.

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wheresocietydies:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

I love you.

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I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them

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strangeasanjles:

theballadofdevon:

myandrogynousthoughts:

jicheshire:

bookworm-ninja:

betachan:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

ladyintheattic:

peppermintwinds:

senbo-sencho:

emimichelle:

lidlesseye:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

Holy shit

I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

there are no words

wow dang dangle

how

how

HOW

the second part is what got me 

How

My skin is melting from all the magic

Well, there was no fucking way I wasn’t reblogging this.

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